Is Bruce Springsteen made of cheese and scotch because he just keeps getting better with age:

www.brucespringsteen.net

Have you seen the latest Koodo commercial with gingerbread people?

Gad, even gingerbread man have to have those stupid douche-baggy goatees these days. And I am NOT comfortable with gingerbread men having cheesy 1970s porn moustaches, either.

It's nice that spring finally got here...even if it came after the summer and fall.

Why is it always a Fish and Wildlife department? Aren't fish also wild? The fish must feel a bit bitter about the whole thing. There must be a pike somewhere going "Hey, I've got big teeth."

I just realized that Jim Cuddy and Jesus Christ have the same initials.

Random thoughts should have a random numbering scheme.

I don’t like drinks made with tomatoes. Actual tomato juice and V8? Gross. And don’t even get me started about Clamato. I mean, seriously, who the hell thought that was a good idea.

However…

Call it “Soup at Hand”, heat it up in the microwave for a minute and suddenly I have no issue drinking tomatoes. Weird.

It would be cool if socks and underwear grew on trees so that you could pick a new pair of each to wear every day.

You know what I think a great little trip is? When you're out for a walk or driving or doing anything with your iPod on and it rotates to an xmas song in the middle of July. I mean, seriously, who needs drugs and alcohol when you're listening to Santa Baby in the middle of the hottest summer since 1960.

Co-workers will chase cows if you ask them nicely.